Good day to all, friends!
For you, the next issue of fishing jokes that can be uplifting. Maybe the jokes are not always successful, but I do not care!
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I caught a fisherman with a fish.
He came home, decided to fry it.
Salted, pepper, well, in general, pickled.
Only he puts it in the pan, and she says to him in a human voice:
-Fisherman! And in flour you didn’t tumble me down, but I like flour!
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-What are you doing?
- I feed the fish.
-What for?
-I won’t catch, so at least I will feed.
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Met two travelers.
- How long have you been fishing?
-2 years.
- Does your wife suspect anything?
-No, I told her that I was going home quietly.
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In winter, only cold bites during night fishing.
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Grandfather drilled a hole and hears a voice from it.
- What do you need, older?
-You are this, come on, I’m hungry.
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-Have you been fond of spearfishing long ago?
-Since I hit the pond with piranhas.
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-Dear, where have you been?
- I’m saying fishing.
- Why does it smell of you?
- Yes, they solved economic problems with water.
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-I have a fisherman dog. It happens that we take a walk with her on the bank, so she will catch 20 buckets in one go.
-How?
- It’s as the fishermen see it, so loose, and they throw fish on the shore.