Ya may seem a joke,
But being crushed by a wall
Is totally fine.
Iron Butt-Monkeys,
We get humiliated
A lot in our lives.
Willing to take on
More than ten people at the fort....
Well, at least ya tried.
We both have a lisp,
But still get our point across
Almost without fail.
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These were the last bits of information about the secret person. Try to guess in the comments, who it was. Onto the normal haikus.
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Concentration is
One of the most difficult
Things for me to do.
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Wet owl on the sill.
Kinda mad, but happy, too -
Commandante Yoll.
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Sleeping peacefully,
A cat on my stomach lies,
So adorable!
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Peaceful kitty nap -
So warm, that I'd give my heart
To dive into love.
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Self-isolation's dumb.
Can't take a walk peacefully
In a nearby park.
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An old tree cut down -
So many memories were
Thrown to the abyss.
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An old bushy den,
Where I hide my sacred thoughts
Of artworks yet to come.
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Lonely flower-bush...
Must be how an introvert
Feels when in public.
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Resting Venus-girl.
Sometimes we chat with each other,
While she kneads me.
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Spring is in blossom:
Buds on trees, babies and grass -
New to this planet.
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On a forest lawn
Freedom has been resting since
She was at her dawn.