Hello!
Dan, what is in store this time on the "Slow Motion Stories"?
Feel like smashing things. Breaking things up, all that stuff.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- You want to talk about it?
- Well...
- A little bit stressed? - A little bit, yeah.
Well, this week should be incredibly therapeutic for you.
That's right.
We got a plethora of items we're gonna drop from a crane to help us smash stuff up.
Oh, might need a couple of brooms for this week.
I think so. Well, other people will.
I won't.
Fair play.
Hello, once again.
You joined us at lunch.
Away from the crew who want nothing to do with us, as usual.
Why have I got a knife and fork for crisps and an apple?
- Right. - Look at this.
I can't even lift it to my mouth.
Look at the state of us. What have we become?
You know what?
I've forgotten the mustard. Would you believe it?
Oh, yeah, we need that.
Wait a second.
Absolutely not!
Oh!
You nearly killed me!
He's wising up.
Was it the two phantom setup that gave it away?
That's what gave it away, yeah.
Wasn't expecting it from above, though.
Yeah, you probably would have died.
Look at the state.
Or you would have just been forced into your own...
Crushed.
Look at the table. It's bent it completely.
It started 10 or 15 feet over there.
It shot it that way.
There's just nothing up there apart from an apple.
God!
Dan, this one's questionable.
Oh, for goodness sake.
Get rid of that.
As if...
Aw, bollocks! That's a wet sock!
So I'm trying to picture what it would look like if you were still there.
Aw, man.
Whoa, look at the shadow. That's cool.
That would be scary.
Imagine looking up and seeing that.
Gav: I guess if it was staggered more, it would be less damaging.
Dan: If you chuck one at a time, I would sit there forever.
That's so crazy. Look at how many there is.
Gav: Like a balloon chandelier.
Dan: I would have been sat right there!
That've nailed me!
Gav: Pushed the table right down to the floor.
Dan: Look how much water there is!
You can't even see them bursting anymore.
Gav: That's a lot of weight.
Look at all that red liquid in the air.
And the balloons just going right by it.
It's just chaos.
Dan: I like how the chairs and tables are just moving.
- See you later. - Yeah.
Gav: There's just nothing left of it.
Dan: Absolute decimation.
Where I was sat as well took an absolute beating.
Gav: Yeah.
It seemed to hit mostly on your chair.
Dan: It did.
There's a balloon flying through the air there like a jet.
That was good.
I have a mild escalation in mind.
Okay.
I want to go and get some more balloons.
Nail some people.
I knew I shouldn't trust you!
Yep.
Well, anyway, where did you get a 40-ton crane from?
Look at it!
Internet.
- Internet? - Yeah.
Now the thing about these water balloons is,
it looked very cool, very colorful.
- It didn't bounce much.
- Well, they don't, yeah...
Got to have something that bounces.
Do you remember that advert with all the bouncy balls running down the street?
Oh, with the nondescript electronics company, yeah?
- You got it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So now up in our giant box in the air is 10,000 bouncy balls.
10,000? Where did you get that from?
- Internet.
- Brilliant.
So that's, what, 80 foot above us?
I'm gonna put this on and stand back, I think.
Right! Three, two, one, drop!
Whoa!
Oh, it's like an explosion!
Cor!
Wait!
It's like I'm in "Home Alone"!
- That was very colorful. - That was cool.
- Shall we go and watch the playback? - Yeah, lets.
Hopefully, they'll just all be gone by the time we get back.
( laughs )
Is that your new entrance?
Getting better at these.
I wish I could do that. I'm injured.
That looks cool. Looks like it's solid at this point.
Looks like one solid object as it just comes out.
Gav: Yeah! Look at that!
It looks like a swarm of something.
It looks like a clown's air strike.
Dan: What are my eyes seeing at this point?
What, I can't work it out.
- It's just like pixel vomit. - Yeah.
I love it.
I feel like TVs are gonna have to struggle to resolve this.
Dan: They should do that as a test of how good a TV is to show this.
Gav: It's tripping my eyes out.
Dan: They're all spinning really quickly, though, aren't they?
Gav: This is how the universe was created.
Dan: Just some guy dropping a massive thing.
Gav: Yeah. All right, they can all be planets.
How are they still falling?
Are those ones that are coming now ones that have bounced up?
I think so, yes.
They must have bounced about 30 feet in the air.
Some just died on impact.
And some went back up to the crane.
Going for miles!
I feel like that post was the ultimate test in video compression technology.
Like good luck with that one.
Lots of little things everywhere...
- Different colors everywhere.
- All at once...
- Chaos. - Yeah.
I'm just lucky I craned my neck to look up to see the water balloons.
Crane. Craned my neck.
It was a good pun.
- Fantastic pun.
- Thank you.
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