Oh, hello there.
You've once again joined us having a spot of lunch.
And as you know, the crew doesn't let us eat with them, so, here we are.
Yeah, but we're miles away from the set this time.
Well, I'll be honest, they said we can't eat on the set anymore.
After what happened last time, they just don't trust me.
Well, I don't trust you either to be honest, so...
- I can't blame 'em. - It's okay, it's okay.
But you know, there's nothing that could go wrong here.
It's just a lovely nice day, the sun's out.
- Hm. - Gav: Lovely bit of life.
( smacks lips ) I could do with more drink though, to be honest.
- Oh, you've got no water?
- No. - Hold up, I'll get some.
Ah, cheers.
This should do it.
( water splashing )
( screams )
Ahh!
Oh.
Gav: Do we need to get fired?
- ( laughs ) Fired by
Wow, that was refreshing.
You got some, uh, some, like, rice on your eye or something there.
- Oh, no!
Oh, dear.
Gav: That was a colossal amount of water.
That was a lot.
Well, thankfully, we just happen to have two high speed cameras running on that at 1,000 frames a second.
- What are the chances? - In poor chaos, let's go take a look.
( chuckles )
- Look at you struggling to pull that down. - It's a lot of weight.
( classical music playing )
- ( water splashing ) - Whoa!
Dan: Whoa-ho-ho.
Gav: The glasses are already gone.
- Dan: All right, I think now I'm finished.
- Gav: That's mental.
That actually looks scary.
Like, legitimately worrying.
Dan: It was.
Look at the fork in my hand.
( laughter )
Just like, don't let go of the fork and the knife.
Gav: It's like - What a slapstick fool this is.
Dan: Look at that meat loaf is going land on my crotch.
- ( Gav laughs ) A face full of..
- Dan: Oh, no, the meat loaf!
Gav: You got loaf on your gut.
Dan: Oh.
The table is actually at this point is crushing.
- Holding the table. - Because if you think all the weight of the water hitting the table which has a big surface area.
It's all pushing down against me.
So, I'm just getting crushed by the table now.
( chuckles )
( classical music playing )
Gav: It looks like you're just embracing death.
Dan: I guess this is my lot now.
I'm out.
( opera singing )
Gav: Oh, there's food came out of your mouth.
( laughter )
- Is that a bit of meat loaf? - Dan: It was a bit of chicken and...
Gav: Oh, okay.
That is just such a mass of water.
Dan: Yeah. Such a fat amount.
Gav: It's about, I think it's about 800 gallons.
Dan: God.
Gav: Which is a lot of gallons.
Dan: That is hefty... gallons.
The table just lands on me.
( Opera music continues )
So, do you think if you tried, you could withstand a blast of water?
You could withstand the wave.
I'm not gonna guarantee it, but I'll give it a shot.
- You wanna do it? - Yeah, why not?
- I'll give it a go. - We got to, we got to refill the dump tank.
All right, yeah. All right.
- Let's do it. - I'm up for it.
All right, Dan, are you braced and ready?
I'm actually more nervous about this.
- Why? - 'Cause I sort of know it's coming, and I can see it, and I'm like, oh, man.
- Pull. - Ah! Don't do it!
( laughs ) All right, here we go, ready?
- Yeah. - Three, two, one. ( sharp exhale )
Flush the toilet?
- ( water splashing ) - Gav: Oh, wow.
( groaning )
Ooh, yes.
( bleep )
Gav: You held in there for a while.
Well, additionally, it took my balance away.
( laughter )
- Oh, wow. - Gav: You're just on one leg.
Well, it's 'cause that initial force, right?
I was taking it.
That initial force forced me back like that, and I was like trying to rescue it and I couldn't, it was just too much.
( water splashing )
Dan: The initial wave is what hit me back, right.
It hit me back, and from that point, I was just trying to keep my balance the whole time.
Gav: I saw you kind of just reduced to just one leg at one point.
Yeah, this is peppering you now.
Dan: It looks like I'm not trying. Like I'm a .. yeah, yeah, but it's because it's in slow motion.
In actual fact I'm really trying to stay up, but I can't.
Just trying to balance. Just getting knocked over.
Gav: Look at the white water.
- ( water splashing ) - ( screaming )
Gav: There seems to be like a resurgence of more water there.
- ( laughter ) - Do you see how there's more water now?
I think, it's like the second sort of bounce of water
- that actually knocked you over.
- Dan: It was almost like.
- Gav: Oh, you've gone two waves.
- Dan: Point of no return, the foot's up. ( imitates explosion )
Gav: What were you thinking about at this moment?
Dan: Uh, I wish I had some shower gel.
( laughter )
Gav: Oh, look at that. Look at that.
- Dan: God. - Gav: And now you're getting an enema again.
Dan: Ah, not again.
Gav: What a lovely wet ending.
Well, there's one positive I can take away from this.
Is that, it's gonna save you some time this evening.
'cause I've got food, and I don't need to shower anymore.
- ( laughter ) A twofer. - We're good.
Two birds, one stone.
Yeah, hopefully, you enjoyed that post.