Women's revelations arcontinuously surprising, it'stough to separate truth from fiction in women's revelations.
Women's otkroveniya as a tear on the logs, the mysterious evening light…
There argirls in Russian villages, and in alternative villages they're not…
Go to Tahiti villages, African country villages, Sri Lanka,
In the villages of North American country, go — everyplace men…
No girls within the villages of FL, no girls within the villages of Mali…
And even within the snows of Antarctica has not found one.
Fires ar burning in Lone-Star State, however there'snobody to shout: "Ahti!
There Vasya!.. there is a drunk my Bob!.."in a burning log hut to enter.
... Drunk man from Gascony-and take horses and "cuckoo".
Who, World Health Organization can stop you, Coney, in Gascony at full gallop?!!
Cataclysms shake the earth beneath the joyful howl of crows.
No women, you hear, NO !!! within the villages of the sullen her.
And we're so-and-SOS, all
searching forthe solution to the question: Why, they say, girls from RUSSIA such an amazing demand?Humor
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Women's revelation
"Mom, once I develop, World Health Organization can I marry, the ladies within thepreschool ar all small?
You develop and women grow, are going to be stunning and you select the foremoststunning and smart.
No, mom, i am gonna marry you... I've acknowledged you a protracted time. you do notfight!Women's revelation
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Women's otkroveniyah bust a glass, my mother aforesaid that happiness, and also thefolks laughed. I ended, and once the oldsters went away for a jiffy, I bust everything what may reach. The living accommodations was crammed with the scent of happiness. In anticipation, I Saturday right down to expect my folks to come back. Mom cried, palaughed-the system failing. This world isn't thereforeeasy.humor
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Women's revelation
Hello, Hello! am i able to speak to God?
- Hello. Connecting!
- Hello, my Soul! i am taking note of you! Women's revelation
— Jesus, prior to the Spring Festival! Please grant my wishes!
"Of course, dear, anything! however initial, i will place you thru to aspirant thinking: attempt to perceive what mistakes you have created within the past!
... gilded voice on the phone: "Wait, please, currently connect with the operator of the need Department" ... Waiting ... feminine revelations
-I welcome you! What would you wish to know?
- Hello. I even have been redirected by the Lord, and aforesaid before you create anotherwould like, it might be smart to pay attention to still.
— Okay, wait a second ... Ah, here! All the needs of the soul. A weighty Tome! ar you listening?
"Yes, carefully. Women's revelation
- beginning last year:
1) bored with this work! (performed: "work tired!»)
2) Husband not points out attention! (performed: "does not pay!»)
3) Oh, I would like I had some money! (executed: money-a little!)
4) Girlfriends-fools! (done: they're fools!) feminine revelations
5) i might a minimum of some apartment! (executed: on the tenth floor beneath the roof, the roof flows. Asked "what any"!)
6) ME would small indefinite quantity what any atiny low typewriter! (executed: get "Zaporozhets" shaggy year)
7) Oh, well, a minimum of on vacation, to anyplace within the world (fulfilled: her mother in law to the country, it's simply a slave. force would like a) Women's revelations
8) what is the matter, nobody flowers don't provide (performed by: not present!)
Continue? Here for a few year of reading!
"No, no, I understand!!! Transfer my decision to the Creator!
"God, i purchase it!!! i will be able to monitor each thought, even the smallest!!! I raiseyou to continuously send ME positive thoughts! I raise You facilitate|to assist} MEperceive that you simply continuously help ME and do everything! currently i would liketo trust it. am i able to decision you back later? Women's revelation
... chuckle on the phone…
"Of course, dear.!! Whenever!
P.S. in your prayers don't complain to God that everything is dangerous for you. He might imagine you do not understand what is very WRONG, and he'll show you. Tell God you are okay! Then he's about to think: "e-e-e, costly, you continue to understand not, that such actually WELL.") Women's frankeniyazhenskie revelations
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Yesterday, the agent I wrote to the man: "Baby, what ar you?"Without thinking, I wrote: -" mortgage, 3 loans, 2 murders and theft... " Still silent, infection! man and girl
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Sit at work for leave the pc on, 've worked.. Then I hear steps... head... and begins to quickly toggle tab: Facebook...-Facebook...kittens... flowers... swimwear... but WHERE... WORK???humor
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The news that Pugacheva with Galkin got youngsters, gave ME the thought...that even the grandparent, having "grandmother" will reproduce vegetatively)
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Wedding night. he stroked his abdomen and aforesaid," this is often my field, here i will be able to plant potatoes " and fell asleep. On second night irons their Pat on the rearand says: "Here i will plant cabbage" and fell asleep. On the third night him says: "Hey, farmer, if nowadays at midnight a carrot not about to plant, then I field in lease'll let!"a man and a lady
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There ar 2 nine-story building across the road. One neighbor yells to the opposite : — Misha ! When's your birthday ? - might. What ? "I'll get you curtains." so saw the house as your partner goes while not panties forever. "When's yours?" — in Gregorian calendar month. What ?— i will be able to provide the binoculars allow you to see whose partner .Women's revelation
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- I detected you were taken to the police? - affirmative... it was... the day before yesterday, you know, of course, our qualifying match lost to Turkey ... well, I, you know, i am going from the match, so upset... and as luck would have it: the banner hangs REST in TURKEY, then on the shop REAL TURKISH QUALITY ... urrody... so there is a bed with these flowers ... Well, I let Here is ME and got busted. - a flowers one thing with?! - does one understand what the flowers were called? — No. - US!!! TURKEY!!!humor
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Wife plays with the kid and aloud him jealous:
"Here, lucky you: took a NAP, woke up, ate, played, pooped and sleep again»…
Husband out of the rest room responsible:
"I have the right! I even have every day off " man and girl
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I have the most effective within the world!!!! one hundred times on day hugs; two hundred times can kiss; 1,000,000 times for day can tell, that likes!!!..... One dangerous— within the garden going for a protracted time!!!
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- Girl, you that prefer: less, however a lot of usually or a lot of, however ostentatious?
"Thicker and deeper!
"Hmm, I meant food!"
"And i am a handbag