Brother Zhang is the big brother of all people.You always think his father has to call him big brother, his”Big Brother " Taste So Foot.
- Brother Zhang's life to complete the sacred mission:as a matchmaker and against divorce.In his eyes, whosoever is a maid shall have an equal husband,and whosoever is a lad shall have a proper wife.Where are all the characters?Brother Zhang's whole body is a microscope and balance.A girl was found under a microscope with a few spines on her face; he would immediately find a man in the crowd, a little stammering or a little nearsighted in his eyes.In the balance, pockmarked and myopia just two offsetting, superior marriage.Myopia is easy to overlook, and Miss Ma certainly refused to urge her husband to go with glasses, immediately both sides-if necessary-exchange pictures, only to be successful, not failure.
The balance of natural Zhang brother can not be so simple.Age, long image, Family, character, character, also must be measured carefully; the final big things can not so-so-so!Therefore, relatives and friends have not by Brother Zhang for the media and the wedding, he only sent Zhang dazao to congratulate himself, he never visit the wedding-looking sad.This is not out of jealousy, but the good sense of such a marriage, even if the past, is not a good marriage;in the balance of brother Zhang is not the slightest will make do.
- Divorce, according to brother Zhang, there is no other reason, because the balance of the matchmaker is not allowed.He was introduced to the family has not had a divorce, even did not mention the meaning.It's another thing to fight and quarrel or something.One night, the couple, who were not in love, scratched their noses and bruised their eyes, and divorced more than ten thousand miles away.
- As for freedom to marry, hum, and divorce is one thing at both ends-there is no balance.This kind of happiness, even Zhang's sister-in-law did not go to congratulate, but sent a pair of joy-although the writing is different from the couplets, not much difference.
The introduction of marriage is the creation, the elimination of divorce is the art of criticism.Although Zhang brother did not say so, but really have this meaning.The balance of the media are not allowed to be the main cause of divorce, so the intention of small, small, must use his new balance to estimate a time, carefully analyzed, and then try to put the weight of the unequal place with some weights, one day can be scattered, nothing a lot, families from discrete, lawyers had to stare-Zhang brotherOnly the creation of home with the art of criticism, only the real matchmaker will annihilate the divorce.Zhang Big Brother is often down with the original matchmaker, and then to go to the court to the couple's mediator;and after the return to peace, the couple will deny the first introducer, and to Zhang Big Brother as the authentic big media, a lifetime of thanks.In this way, he is still reverted to the throne of creation by his critics.
- Uncle and Big Brother is the most suitable matchmaker.Zhang Big Brother and the matchmaker is the same meaning."Brother Zhang came," this one went out, and in any family, the girls hid in a quiet place to hear their own heartbeat.No children, no girls, no family-except for the funeral-he didn't see his footprints.He came once, and in ten days he will not come again, and half of the pillows will be wet.His power is to manipulate people's hearts.Even if the marriage is hopeless, but each time, there is always someone who has been gray life slightly add some rose-colored children.
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- Zhang Big Brother is a learned person, since childhood has been through history, seems to have read the "Married Love".He must read a book to prove his opinion.He has a pair of yin and yang eyes: the left eye epithelium is particularly long, forever the eyes imprisoned half; the right eye is not characteristic, has always been business as usual.This left eye is a very fine small sieve.All that is read in the right eye passes through the half-closed left eye-the half-eyes of captivity look inward at their hearts.So, whatever he reads, his own opinion is always the best; and the dissent has been sifted away by his left eye at all times.
This little sieve is a God-given treasure.Brother Zhang is only a little proud of his natural superiority, besides he is the embodiment of humility and amiability.Everything passes through a small sieve, never go to extremes; go to extremes is to make life lose balance, but to fall to the ground.Brother Zhang most do not like to fall.His clothes, hat, gloves, pipe, cane, all modern people used more than half a year, and stubborn old still think three months before dare to use the style and style.Like a social camel bridge, brother Zhang's costume is called a car and a pedestrian look will slow down some pace, but not completely stopped not to go.
"Listen to brother Zhang, yes!""Any Zhang family and friends to do a wedding rarely say so.The color of the car put a small car, is the invention of Zhang Big Brother.With the color of the car to marry, is already recognized as a feasible thing.However, the big girl never took the sedan chair, size is a disadvantage.Moreover, take the car to get off at the door, idle people and other impractical are waiting to see the new, also unorthodox, do not mention what auspicious auspicious.There is no better way to put another car in the car, Zhang brother's idea.The car to the door, shoot, four people out of a car drawer!The only way to get married is to stare at the bride's face.It's A Love Education, a hint.Only once, in the summer, the bride is out of the car drawer, because the past has been dizzy.So now is the fall, the color of the car on the top of the total prepared two fans, or Zhang Big Brother invention; not a thing, not a long wisdom.