Vasya hated bald cats. Before disgust.
They were absolutely disgusting to him. He would never have encountered them, yet the breed is expensive and they do not just run down the street - and they will not survive without the owners, - and probably not survive! Try to sit in the winter without a warm coat in a dank basement! - but fate has decided to test Vasina's nerves for durability. Are you going to serve in the army, they say, you dream of a special forces, there, you know what kind of restraint is needed? Let's educate her! Your endurance.
Vasina had a bald cat with her girlfriend. He couldn't help it, he chose a girlfriend between disgust for the cat and ardent feelings for her, he liked her too much, and by the time he first saw this naked monster at her house, there was nowhere to retreat - on the contrary, A long-awaited victory was ahead, she invited him home for the first time, and the happiness she desired was so close... And then... "it"... He was then horrified and tried to forget about the presence of a cat in the apartment, good, they soon locked themselves in the Alina Room, and the entrance to it was closed.
But in the following days, when Vasya came to visit, "nice" wrinkled creature every time trying to establish contact with the guest and make up for his cat's lack of communication. To the most natural horror of the guest. And, the desire of the cat to communicate was inexhaustible in truth, he was extremely impudent demanded attention, climbing under his arms, climbing on his knees, accompanied the guest throughout the apartment and believed that without him, Vasya will certainly get lost or bored and that in general he came to visit him. "He behaves this way with everybody," explained Alya, when Vasya was about to get away from a disgusting creature with the indignant "What does he want from me? Only by some miracle he tried to do it not too offended for the mistress. However, she was not offended and just laughed, looking at Vasya's suffering, finding them funny.
The cat's name was Roosevelt, Vasya remembered that it seemed to be the name of one of the many U.S. presidents, and he was sure that the president was bald, and that's why the cat was called so by the witty masters... And he was very surprised when he decided to look at the photo of the same president in the encyclopedia that turned up and found out that there were actually two of them. And they were both quite hairy!
For some reason, Vasya Roosevelt himself somehow particularly liked it. He always met him in the corridor, even if at first in his cat's, leisurely manner (which did not prevent him from running around the apartment like an eel!), but met him - according to the hostess it was an expression of recognition and special disposition. Alya laughed and offered to "at least scratch behind the ear", and it is better to stroke the stomach - "do you know how soft and velvety it is?! Like a peach! Vasya was jerked off by one kind of tummy!... He couldn't have imagined that he was touching those horrible and nasty folds of naked skin! What to say about really touching!...
Alia adored her cat. Vasya physically, to the nausea could not watch as she touches him, with what pleasure strokes a disgusting pink body, suzhuchaetsya with him and unless kisses. He simply couldn't stand it and tried not to imagine that she still does it when Vasya is not around. He was already tense with her hands when he switched from Ruzika to him, and he asked her to kick the cat out of the room first. He couldn't kiss Alya under the gaze of huge yellow eyes on his naked, disgusting face. Especially after Roosevelt once climbed onto the bed, obviously deciding that the mistress was playing with you, and he also loved to play! And in general, one kind of bony, wrinkly, disgusting creature with huge ears in Vasya ... all the mood fell, and then lost the meaning of his arrival and the unpleasant moments of "communication" - contactless if possible! - with a cat.
Over time, Vasya began to suspect that Ruzik was jealous of his mistress. If a couple of hours with pizza, VCR and Alya were given out in the arms on the couch, then a bare pink carcass was arranged exactly in front of Vasin's nose, so that he couldn't see TV or eat pizza. Ruzik continued to meet Vasya, but never saw off, and if he had ever met a cat in the kitchen or living room before leaving, he only looked suspiciously and even scornfully at Vasina's side. Sometimes it seemed to Vasya that he wanted to take revenge on his opponent for the time spent with Alya behind closed doors.
to be continued...