It was the eve of Valentine's Day, and (almost) the whole school was standing on its ears in anticipation of the holiday. The girls discussed boys and hypothetical gifts, and the boys persisted in pretending that they were not involved. Kanarei ... pardon, Miss Sue (who was "Miss" even after marriage) flew all over the school on the wings of love, and other teachers pressed against the walls, so as not to fall victim to the overpowering adoration of happily married McCanareikin. Mergiona Pager from the morning practised a skill that is indispensable for a self-respecting ninja. Like an invisible shadow, she slid silently down the corridors of Pervers, chasing a familiar figure with the drawings of the armpit. No, luckily, not Mordevolta, but Porrie. Of course, Mergie knew that Porrie was secretly in love with her. She was also sure that Gutter would take advantage of the opportunity and arrange a real romantic surprise, at least that's what the girls discussed during the breaks, and in