Despite his familiarity with this special ceremonial duty, Terrant Haythopp, the Royal Hatter of the White Queen, never gets easier to watch the battle of the Queen's Warrior in a duel. Every bloody time, a terrible, terrible pain in the heart that he could never defeat, overtakes him ... even if he runs away from one of the ever-blooming cherry trees surrounding the battlefield. Under the branches of a tree, in the assembled crowd ... it doesn't matter. Every bloody, miserable, painful time, Terrant Haytopp must fight his panic and nausea: “You must not touch it, you are a vile excuse for a man!”
It is clear that in the moments leading up to one of these fights, Terrant Haytopp is often asked about his health, and usually this is one of the curious, gossiping courtiers of the Queen. In these cases, Terrant confesses (with completely false embarrassment) to severe abdominal pain and acute intestinal upset. This is often more than enough for the source of unwanted attention to move aw