1.Changed with noodles.
- One person went to the restaurant to eat, he first asked for a bowl of noodles. After a while, the waiter brought him a bowl of noodles, but he said that he did not want to eat noodles, and wanted to eat buns, so the waiter changed him into a steamed buns. After he had finished eating the buns, he wiped his mouth and wanted to leave without giving money. The waiter immediately stopped him: "Sir, have you forgotten to pay the money?"
"Pay money? What money?" said the person.
"You haven't paid for the buns yet."
"Bun? My buns are replaced with noodles!"
"Then your noodles haven't paid yet."
"Noodle? Did I eat the bowl of noodles?"
"No food."
"Don't eat, why did you let me pay?" After that, I swayed.
2.Two reasons
- One morning, my mother asked her son to get up soon to go to school, or should be late.
- "I don't want to go," said the son. "There are two reasons: First, the teachers don't like me. Second, the children don't love me either."
- Mom said: "You should go to school for two reasons: first, you are forty-five years old; second, you are the principal.
3.Only smoke one cigarette a day
- An old man came to see the doctor. The doctor gave him an examination and said, "Old gentleman, taking medicine now is no longer useful for your illness. You must go to a quiet place and rest for a month. Go to bed early every day, get up early, more Take a walk, there is, it is best to smoke only one cigarette a day."
- The old man did what the doctor said. After more than a month, the old man found the doctor and said, "Doctor, I feel much better now. It is too difficult to smoke a cigarette every day. You know, I am so old, it is not easy to learn to smoke. Things!"
- 4.There is an apprentice who is not satisfied with anything. His master thought that he was so bad, decided to educate him, so he sent him some salt to come back one morning.
- After the apprentice bought the salt, the master asked him to pour the salt into the cup and drink it, then asked him how it tasted.
- When the apprentice took a sip, he spit it out and said, "It is salty and bitter."
- The master smiled and let the apprentice go to the lake with himself with the same amount of salt. The apprentice felt inexplicable, but still followed the master. After coming to the lake, the master asked the apprentice to scatter salt into the lake and then said to the apprentice: "Now you drink some water."
The apprentice took a sip of the lake.
The master asked: "What is the taste?"
The apprentice said: "It's cool."
The master asked again: "Is it tasted salty and bitter?"
The apprentice said: "No."
- Then, the master sits next to the apprentice and holds his hand and says: "The pain of life is like these salt, neither too much nor too little. If your heart is like a cup, you will feel that you are suffering; When your heart is like a lake, you can't feel the pain.
- 5."Income"
- A student who just graduated from medical school returned home. My father was tired because of his work. When he wanted to go out on vacation and rest, he said to his son, " I have to go out for three weeks. You can work for me during this time."
- Three weeks later, my father came back and the son told his father happily: "There is a patient who has treated him for many years without healing. I took three days to heal. "I didn't expect that my father said angrily: "Hey, you are stupid, do you know? He is a very rich person. I have been using his money to pay tuition for you all these years! You cured him, your brother, sister's tuition fee." Do it?
6.Fat man seeking medical treatment
- There is a fat man who weighs more than 100 kilograms. He wants to make himself thinner, and he comes to the doctor for some medicine.
"You should drink more tea," the doctor said.
"I drink every minute."
"You should exercise more and sleep less," the doctor said.
"I only sleep for three or four hours a day."
"So, you only eat a piece of bread a day, and you will soon become thinner."
"That's great. Excuse me, is it to eat before meals or after meals?"
- 7.He gets up at 7:00 every day, goes to work at 8:00, and arrives at the company at 9:00. Resting at 12 o'clock in the afternoon, he sometimes has lunch at The company and sometimes goes to the restaurant to eat. After dinner, look at the newspaper or chat with friends. I got off work at 5:30 in the afternoon and arrived at at 6:30. Wash the bath first when you get Home, and have dinner around 7:30. After dinner, watch TV, listen to music, play with children, go to bed at ten.
8.I am Japanese. In September last year, the company sent me to study Chinese in China. I think Chinese characters are easier, and listening and speaking are difficult. The teacher asked us to chat in Chinese after class. I like to learn Chinese very much, and I also like to talk to Chinese people. Sometimes I ask them to talk about their hobbies. Sometimes they let me talk about Japanese life.
