1.The wedding night, the groom excitedly set off the bride's red hijab, but found that wow is another woman, can not help but surprised and joy quickly asked: "you, you who are you?"? The woman smiled, blushing softly said: "the bride is drunk, I am the bridesmaid, drunken married.”
2.The couple divorced and the court was told: 'of course the baby was born from my stomach.
Husband angry: joke, it is nonsense, cash out of the cash machine can go to the ATM?Who is not the card to whom.
The judge fainted on the spot and even the lawyer admired.
The wife continued: 'If it's counterfeit, do you want it?
All of the people present fainted and still have not woken up.
3.A friend in the vicinity of the train station mobile phone was stolen, immediately asked a friend to his mobile phone sent a message: "brother, the train is running, I can't wait for you, the first car!"I put it in the A19 locker at the train station, and the code is 1685."Half an hour later, the mobile phone thief was caught in front of the A19 at the train station.
Comment: as long as innovation, what problems can be solved.
4.The prisoner received a letter from his wife.：
You're in jail, there's no one in our house, my in-laws can't move, I'm not well and I have to watch the kids.The prisoner reply: Don't turn over the ground, buried a gun....... January after his wife reply: the police came 3, 4 batches, we turned over several times, tired of vomiting blood did not find the gun, you put the gun where?
Prisoner replies.：
Originally there is no gun, the police help to turn over, you quickly farm, I can not help other things!
Comment:This is the master!Where people are not important, the key can solve the problem.We must change our minds.
5. A handsome man in the evening to accompany grandpa walk, not far from a temperament beauty, could not help but see the eyes.Grandpa asked: like it?I'm sorry, handsome nodded.Grandpa again asked: want her phone number?The handsome guy instantly blushed. Grandpa said: Look at me.Then turned to the beauty.A few minutes later the handsome man's phone rang, and there was a sweet voice inside: Hello, your grandpa got lost, hurry up and come, we are at the park gate.Handsome grandfather was impressed, then silently put the phone saved, master in the folk Ah! Review: as long as ideas don't landslide!It's more difficult than that.
6.A woman with her husband after a quarrel embarrassed home crying, suddenly thought to go to the funeral home to let off a burst of tears.As it happens, an elderly man's funeral is being held,and a woman cries with her family.See her crying heartbreak, said the consolation: old three Ah, look at you cry so sad, we divide you 150 million cash, other real estate and corporate stock, you don't think, also don't play, OK?” —
This example tells us: go to a strange circle of mixed may have unexpected harvest!