Take out our omnipotent magic weapon, why Mona Lisa has become the TOP10 of women's popularity in ancient and modern China and abroad, that is, smile.
Smile, on the one hand, he is very humorous, the things that are said are very interesting, you are also very interested in understanding; on the other hand, you are simple. Bai Yansong said that most girls who love to laugh will not have bad eyes. A smile can also cover up the shackles of your goods in your stomach, and smiles can even prevent you from blurting out the urge to "roll the sheets."
If he doesn't learn, the jokes are all old and old on the Internet. You have to politely laugh. After all, this behavior is to show friendship and want to make you happy. No matter how stupid the joke is, no matter how many times you have heard it, you have to laugh, laugh and sway, and laugh and say, "Laughter," "You are really humorous," and so on. Look at him.
If it is a slap, just bow your head and smile. Never break it! Don't say this; I have heard it before, let alone talk about a better laugh!!!
It’s hard to grasp the reaction when listening to Huang Duanzi? If you are under 25 years old, you can read it and don’t understand it. Repeat it with innocent eyes and ask, what do you mean? When you understand it, you say it, I hate it! Remember, don't have any friends who will tear down your desk. If she says, "Yes, you said a yellower yesterday," you are finished. Don't pretend when you are over 25 years old. You are a little blushing and smiling.
Well, in summary, it is to encourage men to say more and more performances. When a man is anxious to perform in front of you, IQ is going down sharply. The rest is that you have to close the net.
Is it a man who will die? meeting!
There are a lot of women's motivation books or slogans on the market, such as "Will a man die?" "I have a good person!" "Do not rely on men!" When can this kind of Ah Q-style self-consolation stop? If we don't need men, why should God create them? Is it a man who will die? of course! Men are like vehicles. Why do you have to walk from Tiananmen Square to the Badaling Great Wall? Men are like computers. Why don't you have pen papers to calculate the 394,374 powers of 298,374? All self-abuse that does not fully utilize modern tools is anti-human.
Since the primitive society, men have been hunting farmland outside, and women have raised children to breed the next generation.
Up to now, no matter how it changes, women still have to come to the aunt every month, and the child who has been pregnant has to stay in your stomach. Women just need to get the care and love of men. Of course, you can also say that I am very capable. I am a strong woman. I can make money myself, do my own housework, and I can artificially fertilize a child. Congratulations! My dark heart hopes that most women have such independent and self-improvement ideas so that more men can be left to be lazy, and they can reach out to open their mouths. They can't wait to hang their cakes under their necks. When they see a handsome guy, they drool and see good. Men want to lie to me.
Jincheng Wu sent you to spend you happy? Liang Chaowei, about dinner, would you not want to go? Everyone thinks about what people like to say "Is it a man to die?" The most embarrassing woman in the world, Angelina? Will Julie say? Will the Queen of England say? Will Princess Diana say? Only the old virgins and man-in-laws regard this as a Bible. Do you think they don't want men? Just because I didn't have to choose and love my face, I turned around and found a reason for myself every night.
Girls, men are funny and cute, can keep their homes, start a business, and can bicker with you, it is simply home travel, Taobao sales of the best baby! If the law allows, I just have to buy a few more at home!
I once chatted with my girlfriend. She asked me seriously, have you ever thought of being a monk? The author is eating grapes, almost squirting out, are you talking to me? My girlfriend nodded and mysteriously said that there are basically temples next to the nunnery. So the two of us smiled and recalled the "Bottomless Cave" episode when we were reading "Journey to the West" as a child. The white nails of the fine red nails of the white-haired mouse crossed the little monk's bald head, which made us almost suffocate. There is an impulse to cut the hair into the Nepalese.
Ok, gossip less, just click on the question. Is it a man who will die? will not! But it will be better to die!
Who is the man listening to?
Who is the man listening to? Parents, buddies, daughters, wives, police or computers?
Hey! Your answer is all wrong.
Men want to listen to their parents, how come the war? If a man wants to listen to his buddy, how can there be a change in Xuanwumen? When a man wants to listen to his wife, how can there be brothers like brothers and sisters? If a man wants to listen to his daughter, how can he still have a divorce? If a man wants to listen to the police, how can he still have it? Bin Laden? If a man wants to listen to a computer, when he opens the yellow website, he will press the OK button when he says "Is it really necessary to continue? The website may have a Trojan horse".
Then, in the end, how can a man listen to them, how can they have the responsibility and responsibility, and love the family and love the family, and become a model of a good man? The answer is: this is impossible! Some girls said that raising dogs can be sent to the dog training school. Men are really a headache! Very tired, I feel that I will not love again. In fact, men are animals that are taken away by younger brothers. They only listen to hormones.
Will be continued...