The political season is over here in the United States and, regardless of your affiliation, my guess is that you are more than ready to say goodbye to the whole shebang. The political campaigns have been on the front line for a while and with the campaigns come the promises. Candidates, based on their platforms, have a lot to say about what they will do to improve the lives and livelihoods of their voters. They usually wrap all those promises in succinct slogans that they hope will be catchy and, of course, memorable. If cats were politicians, they would surely have created interesting slogans, even if I'm not so sure to keep them to their promises. You know cats - everything is in their free time. Well, I suppose we could say the same about many politicians. Okay, back to the alternative universe where cats run to the office and develop catchy slogans. Here are eight that probably slap signs and bumper stickers. 1. This is a spin on a slogan of the current presidential candidate. A cat would never see America be big again without the abundance of baskets overflowing with hot laundry. Cats believe that a good nap is what keeps the country strong. No one wants a country full of irritable, sleepless cats. Warm linen baskets mean more relaxing naps, and that means happier citizens... or kittizens. 2."MEOW is time" I can totally see it as a call and response song to political gatherings. "When is the time?" "Time is MEOW!" Don't you see all the little legs greeting in the air? I would like to attend the event just to see the little legs. 3."More laps, more naps" Once again, naps are one of the main keys to overall feline happiness. A kitten politician would certainly guarantee more human rides to take a nap on. They may not have specifications on how to provide those laps, but these are just small details. "He voted me in the office and we will work on all the details of this lap situation. You can count on me. "Sure, kitty. 4. "All rejections, no glitter" Some candidates would like to highlight their platforms without pretension and without pretension. Who needs complicated political proposals when what is important is the quality of the litter that is poured into boxes throughout the country. Those candidates who focus on the promises of processed food in every home and imported delicacies in every leg are not in contact with the real cat population.
5. "Putting fur into fervor" Of course, there really isn't a "fur" in "fervent", but it doesn't matter. It sounds good, and a cat should stick its claws on a catchy slogan like that. This would be a passionate and charismatic politician, one with a lot of energy. Probably in Bengal. 6. "Your choice for changing bedding" "Change" is a hot word in the political world. Many candidates promise improvements across the board, while others focus on specific areas of interest... like the litter box. There would be absolutely candidates whose main objective would be the question of the litter box: how often they are cleaned, the quality of the litter box, the location of the boxes in the houses. There is no end to this hot topic. 7. "Many politicians are against sprawl, the urban sprawl, that is. Cats, on the other hand, are all for sprawling, but have no interest in the urban type. They want to make sure that the cats have many opportunities to try to extend themselves on the surfaces as they please. There should be no limits. They are "all for the sprawl", which was one of the original contenders for the official slogan. 8. "I`m with FUR" Are you with HER? I am with FUR. Cats would show their support to the hairy candidate - perhaps Maine Coon - by wearing t-shirts, buttons and hats with the slogan "I`m with FUR". You know, I would probably wear something with the slogan on it, and there are no cats running for the president of the United States either. What would be your cat's political slogan? Main photo source.