Edik took the car's hand and shook it a little bit. This strange man, whose surname would still be inscribed in her "hammer and sickle", was standing next to her. You just feel it, it turns out he has sticky palms. Masha looked at the guy she had married. All she had to do was hope that they would not have a daughter. And if, according to the evidence, this happens, then do not give her such a Schnabel god as a parent! Masha was already ready to voice publicly that everything that was happening there was nothing but a terrible mistake, but the rabbi suddenly spoke in the language of the historical homeland. It occurred to her that she would then be entitled to claim that she had not understood the balance, and therefore the marriage with Edik could not be recognized as divinely established.
"If I only knew, Father, your venerable reverend, the venerable rabbi, what I'm signed on here, and most importantly, that it's for eternity, then, of course, I wouldn't stand here while these damn pigeons are pulling out of their cages and circling over our heads, throwing feces at my newly baked mother-in-law with many respects. Among other things, Rabbi, take into account that I am baptized Orthodox, and, moreover, partly even familiar with the Evangelical truths and Old Believers' commandments!
These or similar words were used by the inner voice of the tambourine in the Machine brain, but suddenly everything broke down and ended very centripetally. It is possible that at that moment she fainted or something like that, in a word, she passed out for a while... In general, when she woke up, the rabbi was already mentoring the newlyweds.Guess Masha a minute earlier, she could have just apologized to the crowd and slipped away," she said. But now it's too late, too late. Now she is not her, but her husband's wife.
- Even if Masha doesn't get fat in marriage, from now on she will depend on a certain Edik Svetlov in every movement... And what is the most unfortunate thing - she is condemned to perform marital duties, although no passion here even smelled.
Edik took Masha by the waist with one hand, and the other hand took care of her cape. Masha's elder sister, Katya, who was the bridegroom's witness, began to unravel the ribbons to get to the white lace, throw them up and thus give the Machine wife the best conditions for a heartfelt kiss ... In short, if she betrayed her sister! However, Katya herself has already managed to make money in a legal marriage of one child and "planned" the next. What can I say, the bad thing is not insidious. Masha unwittingly dodged her sister's nimble fingers, but that clinched her by the shoulder.
- Come on, sweetheart," she whispered, "everyone's waiting for you to kiss him well. Come on, don't make life harder!
Edik's wet lips were sealed to the Machine lips, which were tightly closed so as not to let his spade-shaped tongue in.
Those present were indeed waiting for something. Masha suddenly felt like an actress who is involved in a responsible performance for the title of People's Artist and her entire career depends on how she plays this key scene.
Throwing the cape right on the floor, Masha shook her head, scattering a cascade of brown hair on her shoulders and back.
Well," she thought desperately, "let the audience get what they so eagerly await! And in return, she kissed her newly baked wife. The audience was applauded together.
- Bravo! Encore! - everyone shouted.
With a bitter smile, Masha imagined that in retaliation for all these fucking applause it would be good to throw off the bride's garment, rip off his flap after flap, naked, leaving only white lace belt, white stockings and white spicy shoes. Then what? Then get up on all fours, saying "cancer" in Russian, to lift your ass and savory ... to release a pack of stuffed cabbage rolls on the gathered! Edika, of course, such exquisite things will only ignite more, and - will follow an absurd initiation - right under the ritual blanket, and the guests will start to cheerfully clap their hands in time with Edika hip efforts, sacrilegious manner penetrating her body. Simple charming picture: a blush, like a home sausage, Edik's plug, dropping drops of juice... Dreams, dreams!