1. It is very difficult for a man to have sex with a woman for the first time. it is very easy for a woman to have sex with a man for the first time.；
2, men want to make money after divorce and his wife, a man can not make money wife wants to divorce him.
3.”Do you still love me? " the woman asks several times each time she kisses a man for the first time, she is touched by the man for the first time, she is sleeping with the man for the first time, and the man earns the first money.
4. The phrase”Do you still love me " is commonly used by men to ask each other a number of times when their first kiss is attempted, their first attempt is unsuccessful, their first attempt is unsuccessful, and their first attempt is unsuccessful.
5, before the marriage men borrow money to let women eat well, after the marriage women borrow money to let men eat well.
6, men have an affair is reflected in the work more and more busy, women have an affair is reflected in the dishes are more and more salty.
7. when a woman says "hate" to you, she likes you. when a man says“hate”to you, he really hates you.
8, the traditional man is very pure before marriage, after marriage began to mess around; modern man before marriage, after marriage became honest.
9, the traditional woman is very honest before giving birth, after giving birth to a child began to think, the modern woman before giving birth to a child, after giving birth to become honest.
10. When there is no money in the family, men like to bookkeep, and when there is money in the family, women like to bookkeep.
11, the relationship between a man and his wife is worse, his relationship with his mother-in-law is good;the relationship between a woman and a husband is better, her relationship with her mother-in-law is poor.
12. when a man does not earn money, a woman is in a hurry,and when a man makes money, a woman regrets it.
13, the man entrusted his girlfriend to his brother to take care of the last girlfriend became a brother's wife, when the brothers; the woman entrusted to the sister to take care of the boyfriend, the sister became a boyfriend's wife, the sister also become.
14. a man must not think of his wife when he masturbates; a woman must think of her husband.
15, failed men like and other than his wife, a successful woman likes and others than her husband.
16, the men were fined for parking illegally and pol.ice quarreled, the woman advised; the woman was parking fines and the man around the quarrel, pol.ice advised on the side.
17. men's greatest troubles are creditors, and women's greatest troubles are lovers.
18. the most useless thing men like to buy is the laptop. the most useless thing women like to buy is the shoes.
19. men are good at finding the faults of their wives, and women are good at finding the virtues of their husbands.
20, men have an affair because of Impulse, a woman has an affair because of boredom.
21, men have a feeling of accomplishment, women have a feeling of guilt.
22, men kiss women is an emergency, women kiss men is a premeditated event.
23, 40 years old before the woman has the urge to change her husband, 40 years old after the man has the action to change his wife；
24. men like to buy books and pile up bookshelves, and then women come to see them.
25, men and women in the car quarreled angry, if a woman drove she would slam on the brakes, if a man drove he would slam on the gas pedal.
26. men have the money to change their phones first, then their cars, then their houses, and finally their clothes;women have the money to do the opposite.
27. men learn English in order to prove that they are good, while women learn English in order to prove that they are no longer good.
28, the poorest men do not bargain for food, the richest women also want to bargain for food.
29, behind the success of men have a woman's support, behind the success of women have a bunch of men's support.
30. The man who hates women the most is Chen Shih-Mei; the man's favorite woman is pan Jin-lien.
31, men look at women, love the most beautiful, the most common after marriage, divorce the most ugly, after divorce and become beautiful;women look at men, love the most sincere, most boring after marriage, divorce before the most hypocritical, divorced and become sincere.
32. For a man, the most beautiful woman is a woman that can not be obtained;for a woman, the most handsome man is a man who already has.
33, then the wise woman in their appearance is also confused, then the foolish man in the woman's appearance is sober.
34. Women are always afraid of men's color, and the bed is not a man,; men are always afraid of women, and the bed is not afraid of women.
35. the most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife is drunk and pestering his friends;the most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friends are drunk and pestering themselves.
36. when a woman says to a man,”I know that I am not beautiful, " a man must not agree;when a man says to a woman,“I am a failure,”a woman must object.
37. A man who does not want property in divorce must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property in divorce must be a good woman.
38. a man sends a woman a corset and says he wants to establish a lover relationship; a woman sends a man underwear and says she already has a lover relationship.
39. Women are good because they are stupid, men are stupid because they are good.
40, the woman unit sent a thousand dollars, she will tell the man sent a thousand dollars, told his friend sent five hundred; the man unit sent a thousand dollars, he will tell the woman sent five hundred, told his friend sent a thousand five.
41, in the family most afraid of the wife of the man did not dare to contradict the mother-in-law;in the family most afraid of the husband of the woman also dare to contradict the mother-in-law.
42. Women save money for their husbands, men save money for other women in the future.
43. when men face a group of women, do not discuss the question of appearance;when women face a group of men, do not discuss the question of wealth.
44. Women love to listen to men say that another woman is ugly. men love to listen to women say that another man is a failure.
45. when a woman comforts a woman, she often says she is miserable;when a man comforts a man, he often says another man is miserable.
46, when the most silly man is the first time to wear a suit to work, when the most silly woman is the first time to wear a sundress on the street.
47, beauty likes to praise other women's beautiful clothes, rich men like to tout other men high income, the final result is to bring the topic to himself.
48. The returnees also have to add a few words of English when they speak Chinese to the Chinese; the returnees also have to say a few words of Chinese when they speak English to the foreigners.
49. a man reads a Ph. D. because of a low IQ, and a woman reads a Ph. D. because of a low EQ.
50. men lie is a habit, women lie is a need.
Source: red net