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Anecdote about a man, a toilet and 5 centimeters

Imagine the situation. Noon. Paid public toilet. Goes the guy on their Affairs and interested in value of visits white friend. At the entrance sits an obese-looking woman, clearly not in a good mood and keeping order in his plumbing Kingdom. On question about price, replies: "Well, man, look. It all depends on how many centimeters you have. If 10-pay 10 rubles, if 20 centimeters, then respectively 20 rubles. Man, not long thinking takes out a hundred rubles, and pays the cashier. The woman in a smile flowed, flushed everything, groans, gasps: To: - a Man, Yes you that? A hundred centimeters? This can't be happening! Hee Hee M - Th keep going 'ooh', 95 rubles back give!

Imagine the situation. Noon. Paid public toilet. Goes the guy on their Affairs and interested in value of visits white friend.

At the entrance sits an obese-looking woman, clearly not in a good mood and keeping order in his plumbing Kingdom. On question about price, replies:

"Well, man, look. It all depends on how many centimeters you have. If 10-pay 10 rubles, if 20 centimeters, then respectively 20 rubles.

Man, not long thinking takes out a hundred rubles, and pays the cashier. The woman in a smile flowed, flushed everything, groans, gasps:

To: - a Man, Yes you that? A hundred centimeters? This can't be happening! Hee Hee

M - Th keep going 'ooh', 95 rubles back give!