Husband is waking up after the binges, and on the table Breakfast and a bottle of beer. Wife went to work without hysterics-Son, what happened yesterday？.Dad, you came in at two in the morning drunk in the trash！Fell on bed. When mother wanted you undress, you said: - Don't touch with*pay, I is married！
The man returned home drunk.- Wife: Where was, why so late？I'm the boss of the house, when I want, then I come！The wife hit him on the head with a frying pan, the husband fell unconscious. The mother-in-law ran out: And that it is my son here lies？ He is the master, where he wants, there lies！
Never had a complex about my age... No, today my good son asked: - Mom, and when Lenin died, you cried？- Yes, of course！And when the dinosaurs died out, she cried, too...
Honey, I have horns？- Males don't have horns, only fleas！
One Director went on vacation, and rested the whole team！
Hello, Hello, this is an anonymous helpline FSB？ Yes, Vladislav.
Today we are burying an outstanding politician and a crystal-clear honest man...- What, two in one coffin？
Registry in the clinic.-Tell, optometrist accepts？Not the word, thumps on-black！
Yesterday at the bar got into a fight two girls with 'zero size' Breasts. That's what 'wall to wall' means！
Yesterday with his wife Wallpaper glued. Bitch, almost divorced！
A COP to a teenage prostitute.- And what would your mother do if she saw you here？"She would have killed me." This is her territory