I work means at the moment in production. And of course, almost all of my colleagues are men. Different ages, different nationalities, character and of course a different sense of humor. Happened you will leave in shop, to check readiness of orders and such you will hear enough))) I decided to collect a top of jokes with which colleagues lifted my mood;
In a run-down collective farm yard sit three: a cat, a dog and a rooster Sharik. Cock says: - All, men, Argumenty. Tomorrow I'll Wake you up for the last time and get ready to go. No chickens, nothing to eat. And yesterday, passing the kitchen, I heard that the weekends are going to chicken broth to cook. Obviously in my garden stone. A: - Yes and I, perhaps, with you. The cow was sold, there is no milk, no sour cream, all the mice I have eaten, what else can I do here? The dog looked up shyly and said sheepishly, " I think I'll stay another week." — ? — Yesterday I heard the landlady and her husband were fighting. So she warned him: if he does not bring his salary to the house in a week, he will have Sharik X..R suck!
There was a soldier on service. He passed one village. Looks, near one of the huts the people gathered. "What's the matter?" he said. The maiden young, we have died-answer - maryushka. Still live she would live. "Let me see," said the soldier. She was breathing. "Go away," he said, " I'll try to revive your Maryushka, maybe what will happen. Well, let it Tr@hat. Fuck, he fuck her until she was covered with romantikom, and opened clear eyes. Ah, revived, in short. There was a soldier from a hut: - Accept, — speaks, - your Maryushka. Long thanked the soldier the villagers, and herself maryushka. Elapsed time. The soldier returns from service, and his road lies through the same village. Lo and behold, near another hut people crowded. "What's the matter?" he said. — Yes, that's the lady we have passed away,- answer,- already, read the third day the whole village banging, and it all comes to life.
Comes the guy on work with a black eye, his colleagues ask: - Where the black eye something? - Yes, yesterday on market walking, and', to me woman goes, thick such a. And her bottom dress chewed... Well, I was uncomfortable, I pulled out ... a week Passes, the black eye was asleep. And on Monday he's back with a black eye. Well, his colleagues asked again. — What's the matter with the other eye now?" "Same story. We go with a friend to the market, we see again this fat woman is in front. And she has another butt dress popped... Well, my friend is not easy, he took it and pulled. And I put it back, and I told her she DIDN't LIKE it that way.
Hedgehog standing in line at the pharmacy. He's serious. Behind him two hares. - 50 condoms, - says Hedgehog. The hares begin to laugh. Hedgehog closely looks at them and utters in window: - Fifty two
- At the birthday party of a friend I was at the table between the two Sergej, and make a wish... And then all so got drunk - that fulfilled not my, and their desire to