The pensioner Semyon Semyonitch never woke up at night. Even on night duty in the Parking lot, where he guarded private cars. Even no-need... and fidgeted on the couch.
But one day, when he was sleeping at home, he woke up. From the excessively loud noises that came from the kitchen. It is clear that the old refrigerator "dawn" rattled like a tractor, but it was acceptable, home and soothing rattle.
But unclear and active sounds so cheerfully was not allowed to sleep, and that's it.
The pensioner Semyon semyonych got up, unable to fidget under such unpleasant noise, put on eternal Slippers which were worn by his father, and before his grandfather, and before... Calmed the wife who in a dream began to mumble something. He went into the kitchen.
The night-light shone faintly but palpably on the interior of the kitchen. From the direction of the refrigerator came the unmistakable sounds of frantic grub. Yes, such that the refrigerator itself is already swinging.
The pensioner Semyon Semyonitch not too scared — but as the mouse (who else?) all of them?.
He rushed to the refrigerator, shaking off the last of his sleep, and yanked the door open. Scared eyes among of cheese, herbs, heaps of vegetables and fruit, saucepans, packages with something tasty, different slices of cheap sausages appeared strange pale, translucent creature with eyes...
"Who are you?" - Asked The Pensioner
- What would you. Scared! The strange creature with the eyes hiccupped, pausing with the cheese raised to its mouth. "I'm the Ghost."
Semyon Semyonitch examined the traces of grub, noticed that there was not much left, and became furious:
- With you a hundred bucks and eat further!
The creature with the eyes was indignant:
- Some bucks! I don't have any money! I'm a Ghost, a disembodied spirit!
"You are too gluttonous for a disembodied spirit!" - Barked Semen Semenych.
"What do you want?" I'm the Ghost of the Christmas pig! You're lucky I'm not the Ghost of a dieting girl!