One of Petkin's older brothers was so older that he even went to work. The brother worked at a dairy - he sat in a large boiler with other microbes and made sour milk into sour milk.
And his salary was paid with milk. For being harmful. Not for its harmfulness - it was not harmful at all - but for the fact that it was harmful for him to sit in milk every day. Milk is not transparent, and sitting in it is boring.
The microbial hemp - the story of Gregory Oster
- Petka's been telling his brother for a long time:
- Take me with you, I also want to make sour milk out of sour milk.
- And his brother answered him:
- You are still young, you will not succeed.
And Petka thought: "Yes, it will. Better than you do.
And once my brother brought his salary - a whole can of milk - and put it aside. And Petka got into the salary and started making a sourpuss out of it.
Only he got not a sourpuss, but a yogurt. Petya sits in her salary and thinks: "Kefir is also nothing. It tastes even better than a sourpuss.
And at that time his brother wanted to drink his salary.
- He tried and said:
- What the hell is this?! Not the salary, but some kefir!
- Microbes have heard and asked:
- What happened?
- Yes," says my brother, "I was given a kefir instead of a salary.
- It's ugly," the germs say, "you shouldn't leave this case like this!
My brother grabbed a can of kefir and Petka and ran to the director of the dairy plant to get angry. And the director had just a lunch break. The director had lunch: he ate soup, ate a cutlet and thinks: "It would be good to drink a cold kefirchik now". Only he thought so - runs Petkin brother and says:
- Here, look at this - kefir!
- Very well," says the director, "give him here.
He took a can and started drinking kefir.
And Petka is sitting in a can and thinking, "What is it going to be now?!
A microbial bird - a story by Gregory Oster
Petkin's brother watched, watched the principal drink kefir, and said:
- What does it do?! You've already drank almost my entire salary!
- What is the salary? - The director was surprised. - You are paid with milk. For being harmful. And here is a kefir.
- That's the thing," says Petkin, "I was given a kefir instead of milk. I'm not leaving this case like this!
- The director drank a little more kefir, and then thought about it and said:
- And the kefir is very good, tasty. You know what, let's change. I'll give you my milk salary, there it is on the nightstand in a jar, and you'll give me your yogurt.
- Okay, - says Petkin brother, - I agree to change only if this kefir is so delicious, so give me a little taste.
Microbial hemp - a story by Gregory Oster
Petkin's brother and the director of kefir took turns tasting and drank all over the place. And Petka sits at the bottom of the can.
- Petkin's brother was surprised and shouted:
- What are you doing here? Get out of the salary immediately! She's a director now.
- Okay," the director said, "what now? Anyway, you and I drank my entire salary. That's not what we need to think about and talk about. Now I would like to know who made such a tasty kefir.
- And Petya modestly says:
- I did.
- If so," the director rejoiced, "I immediately hire you as the head of the yogurt shop.
Petya wanted to agree quickly, but then his brother intervened: it's too early for him to work as a boss, he's still young.
The director looked at Petka and saw that he was really small.
- Nothing," says the director, "we'll wait. And when he grows up, I will definitely take him as the head of the yogurt shop. I love kefir very much.
Here Petkin's brother and Petka took a jar of milk from the nightstand, said goodbye to the director and went home. And at home Petka was allowed by his brother to get into his new salary, and for dinner the whole family tried kefir germs.