Сюжет о “неработающей ежевике” из британского комедийного шоу The One Ronnie еще в 2010 году был “на злобу дня”, а сегодня смотрится почти как ретро. Посетитель и продавец продуктового магазина обсуждают новинки электроники через призму совпадения их названий с популярными овощами и фруктами. Поскольку в концовке скетча упоминается игровая консоль XBOX 360 (успевший стать за прошедшее десятилетие настоящим “ретро”) – увековечиваем этот материал в сообществе. Тем более, что один из актеров Ronald Balfour “Ronnie” Corbett ушел из жизни в конце марта 2016 года. Полный транскрипт ролика на языке оригинала сразу после видео:
My Blackberry Is Not Working
[Ronnie] I bought something from you last week and I’m very disappointed.
[Harry] Oh, ya, what’s the problem?
[Ronnie] Ya, well, my blackberry is not working!
[Harry] What’s the matter, it run out of juice?
[Ronnie] No, no, it’s completely frozen!
[Harry] Oh, ya, I can see that! I’ll tell you what, let’s try on an Orange.
[Ronnie] That’s got a few black spots – you see!
[Harry] Oh, dear! Oh, ya, sorry about that ya
[Ronnie] Would you get my Blackberry working?
[Harry] Well could be an application issue. Where did you store the blackberry
[Ronnie] It was on my desktop.
[Harry] Well you could use a mouse to drag the blackberry to the trash then after you’ve done that you might want to launch the blackberry from the desktop.
[Ronnie] I’ve already tried that few times, all it did was mess up windows.
[Harry] Well it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks, they got the latest blackberry coming in then.
[Ronnie] Do you have a date?
[Harry] Certainly.
[Ronnie] Let me put that date in my diary.
[Harry] Anything else I can help you with?
[Ronnie] Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest, with my apple
[Harry] Dear oh dear, that is an old apple isn’t it? When did you buy it?
[Ronnie] Last week.
[Harry] Last week? They’ve brought out two new apples since then. What’s the problem with it?
[Ronnie] I’m trying to put my dongle in it and it won’t fit.
[Harry] Oh yeah, and how big is your dongle?
[Ronnie] Well I don’t know much about these things but my wife has seen a few dongles in her time and she says a little bit on the small side.
[Harry] Frankly there’s nothing I can do about it. Tell you what? Let me try booting it. There it’s crashed. Anything else I can help you with?
[Ronnie] Funnily enough yes. My grandson’s birthday is soon. Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry. I mean do you have anything else he might just like?
[Harry] Well we’re doing a special on these. I can’t make head or tail of them. The kids seem to like them egg box..360!
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