Meet some amazing creatures that inhabit our world and currently reside in Shanghai.
(All names have been changed to protect privacy)
Doctor Strange (Also known as the Murky Kingdom Beast)
Before we even met, I've already spent the night calming Justin after the loss of one of his relatives, received all photos from his phone, been informed about his online shopping and much more. But I was sure it's just because of the recent unhappy case.
The first time we met outside (and the last) was in a bar on a rooftop, where he was waiting for me in a suit. I was wearing one of my favorite dresses and sipping wine, when he told me he does't drink alcohol.
As many writers mentioned (Bulgakov and Crumley, for example): don't trust guys, who don't drink.
Justin has a great job he loves, cool apartment in downtown, lots of friends, talents, opportunities to travel and dreams. However, he's convinced that everything is horrible. He doesn't even turn on the light at home, living in the darkness.
Justin believes that his family has issues, leading to his serious depression, low self-confidence and dozens of different diagnoses. Even if another person haven't even thought of it, this self-diagnostics makes him/her doubt. Unfortunately for these guys, it's called laziness and yammer.
From that day I've tried myself in a MC and entertainer roles with cupcakes, snowflakes on his windows, dinners and Christmas lighting in this apartment. However nothing can make this sorrowful prince happy.
In three months we've never went outside anymore as (signature phrase): 'I don't like being around people'. However, I knew he was going out to clubs. To take photos in his favorite suits.
This specie has a lot to talk about, especially as these guys believe that they have an animal spirit within. You can laugh, but then they growl, jump, scratch, bite and twig.
In short: Don't waste your time and energy for cheering up and fetch over this specie, as it's comfortable in its black kingdom. Even if they understand the positive side of the situation, they will find something negative. And there are definitely lots of people in case this guy decides to climb out of their cave.
Signature phrase: 'I can't make it today, because I'm on a juice diet and afraid to s**t into my pants'. And you'd better stop the conversation, as you'll receive tons of supporting images.