Saltikov and Pavlya were standing by the porch and smoking. They had just taken home Nemezida who was so drunk that she couldn't even dress herself. The four guys including the Negodyaev brothers had wasted a whole hour trying to get her arms in the sleeves of her fur coat and her feet in her boots with no success - Nemezida wouldn't leave and there was no way to get her out.
"N-n-no! I want a picture taken! With Sanya!" she сried out slurring her words and kicking her legs. Her boots put on her feet by Pavlya and Saltikov with great difficulty flew different directions and landed in two different corners of the anteroom.
"Oh, shoot!" whined Saltikov in a tipsy voice, "Sweetie, I beg you! Be my good girl..."
"N-n-no! Step back, Satan!" Nemezida pushed away his сraggy face with prominent cheekbones, "I wanna picture with Sanya! Here you go, my sweet darling Sanya... Let me kiss-ss ya..."
"I told you not to give her any more cocktails," Pavlya grumbled quietly in Saltikov's ear, "