Oh hai mark
U AR TEARING ME APART LISAAAH
What a story mark.
Oh hey Johnny Whats Up?
Interviewer: How did you finance the movie? Tommy: I can't tell you that. It's confidential. Haha. Interviewer: Aw come on, why not? Tommy: Anyway, how is your sex life?
I feel like the interviewer missed a huge opportunity by not asking him how his sex life is.
WTF is he talking about?
- no, he is naht
- His sex life
- his doggy
- HE DID NAHT HIT HER! IT'S NOT TRUE. HE DID NAHT. Oh hey
dont quoke meh exackly, okai?
And again my project was controversial, of course... Because I use a black, and white, and colors. And people ask me: 'Why did you do that?' I: 'Why is the sky bluuuu?'
Auhwmehrika.
Tommy's right,as a country,we don't play enough tuxedo football
You are pulling my LEHG, Doug
Damn. Tommy Wiseau beat me up so bad I ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street - ha ha ha, what a funny story, Captain.
- You're my favourite customer
- hi doggie
- hi doggie
- Hahaha, what a story, Leonard.