1. Видео на Ютуб English version ↩️🌐 2. Видео на Ютуб Russian version ↩️🌐 Слова, выделенные жирным шрифтом, с переводом и транскрипцией по ссылке в телеграмм-канале⬅️
DIPPER: Ah! Summer break! man: So do you want cheese on that hunt? woman: Sure, Hank! DIPPER: A time for leisure, recreation and taking her easy. Unless you're me. [YELLING] [SCREAMING] [CREATURE GROWING] MABEL: It's getting closer! DIPPER: My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. you may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. MABEL: Look out! DIPPER: Rest assured there's a perfectly logical explanation.
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DIPPER: Let's rewind. It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods.
MABEL: This attic is amazing! Check out all my splinters! [BLEATING] DIPPER: And there's a goat on my bed. MABEL: Hey friend! Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater! [LAUGHING]
DIPPER: My sister tended to look on the bright side of things. MABEL: Yeah! Grass! DIPPER: But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings. G. STAN: Boo! [SCREAMS] [GUFFAWING] DIPPER: And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. That guy. [CONTINUES LAUGHING] [COUGHING] G. STAN: It was worth it! DIPPER: Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called the Mystery Shack. The real mystery was why anyone came. G. STAN: Ladies and gentelmen, behold the Sascrotch! [ALL EXCLAIM EXCITEDLY] DIPPER: And guess who had to work there. [DIPPER SIGHS] G. STAN: No touching the merchandise! DIPPER: It looked like it was gonna be the same, boring routine all summer. Until one fateful day.
MABEL: He's looking at it! He's looking at it! a boy: Do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely. MABEL: I rigged it! DIPPER: Mabel? I know you're going through your whole boy-crazy phase but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the crazy part. MABEL: What? Come on, Dipper! This is our first summer away from home It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance! DIPPER: Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet? MABEL: My name is Mabel but you can call me the girl of your dreams! I'm joking! [LAUGHING] MABEL: Oh, my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles, too! What is happening here? a boy: Come one, come all, to the mattress Prince's Kingdom of savings! MABEL (whispers): Take me with you! a boy: [SCREAMS] MABEL: Mock all you want, brother but I got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door. Right now! G. STAN: [BELCHING] Oh! Oh! Not good! Ow. MABEL: Oh, why? G. STAN: All right, all right. Look alive, people! I need someone to go hammer up these signs in a spooky part of the forest. DIPPER: Not it! MABEL: Not it! SOOS: Also not it! G. STAN: Nobody asked you Soos. SOOS: I know and I'm comfortable with that. STAN: Wendy, I need you to put up this sign WENDY: I would, but I, uh, can't, uh, reach it. G. STAN: I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it, eeny-meeny-miny... You! DIPPER: Oh, what? Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods I feel like I'm being watched. G. STAN: Ah, this again. DIPPER: I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town Just today, my mosquito bite spelled out "beware". G. STAN: That says "Bewarb". Look, kid, the whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just local legend, drummed up by guys like me, to sell merch to guys like that. a man: [LAUGHING] G. STAN: So quit being so paranoid! DIPPER: [SIGHS]
[WIND WHISTLING] DIPPER: Uhg. Grunkle Stan... Nobody ever believes anything I say. [METALLIC CLANK] huh? [CLANKING CONTINUES] [HINGES CREAK] [MACHINERY WHIRRING] What the...? "It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon." What is all this? "Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember, in Gravity Falls there is no one you can trust". No one you can trust... MABEL: Hello! [YELLS] Whatcha (what are you) reading, some nerd thing? DIPPER: Uh, uh... It's nothing! MABEL (mocking): Uh, uh... It's nothing! [LAUGHING] What are you actually not gonna show me? DIPPER: Uh... Let's go somewhere private.
DIPPER: It's amazing! Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid but according to this book Gravity Falls has this secret dark side. MABEL: Whoa! Shut up! DIPPER: And get this. After a certain point, the pages just stop. like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared. [DOORBELL RINGS] who's that? MABEL: Well, time to spill the beans! Beans. This girl's got a date. [HOOTS] DIPPER: Let me get this straight. In the half hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend? MABEL: what can I say? I guess I'm just irresistible! [DOORBELL RINGS] Oh! Coming! G. STAN: Whatcha riding there, slick? DIPPER: Oh! I was just catching up on... uh... "Gold Chains for Old Men magazine" G. STAN: That's a good issue MABEL: Hey, family! Say hello to my new boyfriend! Norman (gnome): SUP. DIPPER: Hey. G. STAN: How's it hanging? MABEL: We met at the cemetery. He's really deep. Oh! A little muscle there. That's... What a surprise. DIPPER: So, what's your name? Norman (gnome): Uh... Normal... Man! MABEL: He means Norman. DIPPER: Are you bleeding, Norman? [DRIPPING] Norman (gnome): It's Jam MABEL: Ah! I love jam! look at this! Norman (gnome): So, you wanna go hold hands or whatever? MABEL: Oh, oh my goodness. [GIGGLES] Don't wait up! [CRASHING] DIPPER: There was something about Norman that wasn't right. I decided to consult the journal. "known for their pale skin and bad attitudes, these creatures are often mistaken for teenagers! Beware Gravity Falls' nefarious..." [GASPS] Norman (gnome): [THUNDER CRASHES] SUP. DIPPER: Zombie! [ECHOING] G. STAN: Did somebody say, "Crombie"? What is that? Crombie. It's not even a word. You're losing your mind. [GRUNTING] MABEL: I like you DIPPER: Oh,no! Mabel! No, no! Mabel, watch out! [SCREAMS] MABEL: Daisies? You scallywag!
DIPPER: Is my sister really dating a zombie or am I just going nuts? SOOS: it's a dilemma to be sure. I couldn't help but overhear you're talking aloud to yourself in this empty room DIPPER: Soos, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend He's got to be a zombie right? SOOS: Hmm how many brains did you see the guy eat? DIPPER: Zero. SOOS: Look, dude, I believe you. I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town Like the mailman? Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf. But you gotta have evidence. Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo-clock. DIPPER: As always, Soos, you're right SOOS: My wisdom is both a blessing and the curse. G. STAN: Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again! SOOS: I am needed elsewhere. Продолжение: английские субтитры: part 2.