Once upon a time there was a mischievous cat named Buckenbard. Buckenbard was a curious and enterprising cat who seemed to always run into trouble wherever he went. He was always getting into trouble and wasting his nine lives at an alarming rate.
Buckenbard's first life was lost when he was just a kitten. He was playing too close to a busy street and was hit by a passing car. Fortunately, a kind passerby picked him up and took him to the vet, where he was saved by emergency surgery.
His second life was lost when he chased a squirrel up a tall tree and couldn't find his way down. He was stuck there for three days, feeding on rainwater and tree bark, until a friendly neighbor heard his cries and came to his aid.
A third life was lost when he clashed with a group of angry dogs. He barely escaped, but not without suffering several serious injuries. His owner cared for him until he recovered, but after that Buckenbard was never the same again.
A fourth life was lost when Buckenbard got
