Recently, I issued a passport, and due to the schedule of the passport office I had to come to the very center of the city every day in the morning rush hour. Frankly speaking, having a 10-year driving experience, I felt some anxiety, fitting in from the country road to the porridge of the main highway.
I've seen a lot of things, every driver desperately tries to get into a mess, then jumps, then slows down. But one case hit me on the spot. Once I stand at this infamous corner, waiting my turn, laughing at the eyes of all the impatient, trying to get into almost the third row and then passing me by Daewoo Matiz, provocatively scarlet color.
At the wheel of a cute foreign lady, a sexy blonde girl sits idly by all the laws of the genre with silicone lips and not only, and it seems that she is extremely tense and trying to see activate all her brain activity potential.
Saying goodbye to the bewildered look of the desperate attacker I unsuccessfully try to solve her next maneuver, she does not think for a long time, or not thinking at all, solves the problem of the resulting traffic jam in a cardinal way, even without stopping, she gets into one of the world's icons of luxury standing perpendicular to it on the wheels of Lexus LX 570 in the right door. The thug sitting at the wheel was so stunned that he didn't even jump out of the car, he just kept sitting there and drilling through the gentle creature that had just rammed his car.
Of course, I agree, the man is a jerk, could have missed the girl, but not with the same aggressive methods to deal with him. The girl continues her maneuvers without changing her face. She surrenders back and jewellery bypassing the stunned Lexus, who stands in front of him, although the entire row is moved and the gap is clearly formed, tries to get into the next row. But there was no gap, guess what was there? Mazda 3!
The girl either did not know about the unwritten rule - got into an accident, freeze before the traffic police arrived, or forgot, but is going to resume its maneuvers. She surrenders and gets across her former victim and here the owner of the Lexus wakes up thirst for revenge, he thought that since his car is already all one disfigured, he starts abruptly and hits the side of the car desperate Amazon. For a moment, it seemed to me that the Mazda major would have done the same thing with sadistic pleasure, but it is simply unrealistic for him to reach out to her.
Now she realizes what she has done, the baby has frozen and sits quietly, does not come out. We are all sitting around, too, because we can only get out of the mess by helicopter. And then suddenly, wherever you come from, the valiant honest and heartly arrives at the moment, dear traffic police. Lexus and Mazda's drivers take witnesses with them, either crying or dying of laughter, and explain the circumstances of the accident.
The blonde sits motionlessly, cramping on the wheel. Naturally, traffic policemen insistently ask to remove the injured cars from the intersection, where the traffic jam begins to inflate to the unimaginable size of the global catastrophe, in order to continue the proceedings on the sidelines. The girl sits. The inspector convincingly and insistently asks all involuntary participants of the tragicomedy to pull over to the side of the road for the second time, he is even blocking a part of the road even by his official car, so that the cutie with the least losses gets to the side of the road.
The girl finally, as if waking up, stretches to the ignition. The traffic policemen keep away from sin the curious yawns and move away from them. And here comes the unexpected, the blonde girl surrenders back. Throw stones at me, but the foot in the shoes on a high heel pedal feels inaccurate, add a sensitive grip, get an unforgettable gamut of feelings and adrenaline release, I know by myself, so the lady's foreign car is literally throwing on the GAI car.
Emotions of everyone around me have gone off the scale, applause, wild laughter, selective mat. At the moment I caught the look of the guilty woman, he was hopelessly innocent. And then I thought, probably, it is worth dyeing, because I too desperately blond hair.