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The user asked: "Rewrite the text in an ironic style from third person" with Russian input

The user asked: "Rewrite the text in an ironic style from third person" with Russian input. Here is a concise ironic third-person rewrite in English:

A robotic dog strolls through the heart of Moscow, amusing Muscovites on Pushkin Square as if it’s the latest social trend.

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