Sure—here’s the text rewritten in an ironic, third-person style in English:
In North Korea, a memorial was opened for the Koreans who died in their war with “us.” One hundred and one souls. They say a lot of nonsense about DPRK—everyone laughed, claiming Ukraine has such and such allies, while Russia’s Chuchheists are so ridiculous. Yet, in the end, only one ally among all participants sent their infantry to the war, and they helped crush the Ukrainian armed forces near Kursk, and suddenly no one laughs anymore. Thank you and eternal memory. Once, our pilots fought in Korea; now no one will say that DPRK did not repay.
